~If you're a doll, your career is over!
~My mother claims JC is her son, when she points us out to her friends.
~Are you saying our dancing is bad?
~I took a motorcyle into some bushes and took some bushes with me.
~We're gonna moon the camera!
~Hey, Lance, stick out your tongue!
~This is where we sit our naked asses!
~He's a fashion victim.
~Did we spell YTV right?
~We'll talk you through this one. It's okay!
~GET OPEN! OVER THERE! OVER, OVER, OVER, OVER, I'LL PASS IT TO YOU!
~Where's my dinner?
~ There's free cheese in the dinning room!
~Joey! Stick your tongue right here!
~Did I hug Lance? Why'd I hug Lance?
~It's the Batphone! It's the Batphone!
~We're just glad we're on your show and not on "Where are they now?"
~We're gonna get dressed.
~Lance's name is now Carol. We're not *NSync anymore. We're *NSYLC.
~Joey wn't let me hold his kid anymore. I only dropped her once, that's kinda unfair.
~Tacky's cool.
~Dave look what you did. You made Joey cry!
~How 'bout this? Let's make some more fun of Chris.
~Now I know my knowledge of Justin's underpants.
~I'm very happy, lonely singer, old man. And bitter.
~They left me here! Maybe it's cuz I forgot to shower.
~Dude, this grilled cheese sandwhich is disgusting, look, taste it!
~Pull my finger.
~You feel the wind from that at home? I bet it knocked you off your chair. Get back on that chair.
~Hey! You have something on your face! (no that is their face)
~You know, 'Ah throw 'em on a train.' Great idea. I was scared to death.
~Make sure you make a good quotes just in case something happens so they'll replay it on the news. And look what they said right before they died. "We hate flying."
~I never mix fruit right!!
~Yeah Justin's got a girlfriend. His girlfriend is Lance.
~Yes. True. His name was HnR Puffinstuff.
~I can't really play the field. I've tries but when a girl doesn't get my jokes, it just totally ruins the mood. I'm not Joey. He's happy as long as they're legal. I need them to, like, speak English and stuff.
Q: Chris, do you pressure the other guys to wear your cloths?
Chris: No, I just threaten them. Just kidding.
